How do Germans pronounce "waffle?"

The Question: How do Germans pronounce "waffle?" and how many times would you ask a German to say "waffle?"

Germans... I love listening to them say things... They spit hot fire...I don't care if they are speaking in English or German or anything else... They know how to get their point across... If a German were to say "Would you like a waffle?" it would sound something like "Voo-id yew liek ah vaffle?" and I don't care who you are... if you say that out loud right now you will crack a smile... I crack up every time... "Voo-id yew liek ah vaffle?" I can't even type it without laughing... Germans are the stout ale of the beer world... Although I don't know what to call them in the porn world =/
So to answer the second part of your question... I suppose if I saw that same German all the time and I could depend on them being at a certain place at a certain time, I would ask that person to say it at least daily... Just for that little pick me up... If it was a German happen stance and I would probably never see them again, I would probably insist that they continued to repeat "Voo-id yew liek ah vaffle?" until they just get to the point where they've had enough and walk off... I'd let them leave to... because like... I'm not THAT crazy... I mean sure I would ask someone to say "Voo-id yew liek ah vaffle?" a buncha times but I wouldn't chase them down the street to get it out of them... Besides one time is really enough... the rest of the times its just bonus joy...

~Keepa Pu Daxta
Laundry Thief