Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Ask Questions Here

Please ask any and all questions here so that I can answer them in a disorderly fashion... May the best question win...


~Keepa Pu Daxta de Tut en Comun
Laundry Thief

42 comments:

  1. Is Alice in Chains really the best band ever in the history of the universe?

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  2. For ten points: When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And for extra points, how many wraths till the nearest molton? Be specific, this is a real question.

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  3. Who is cooler, Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

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  4. Please define the characteristics of the hominin, Ramanaustrolopithecus. Is it in fact a hominin, and if so, where are its origins; what was their diet comprised of; and what sort of tools did it use?

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  5. What super power would you most like to have, and why?

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  6. I find that I hate tucking in my shirt but I do like putting my hands down my pants.

    Please discuss your opinion on this...

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  7. Why did Scoobie Do go off the air?

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  8. Why does everything except for money suck?

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  9. Would you like to grab a can of Pork Soda so you'll be feeling just fine?

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  10. how do germans pronounce "waffle?" and how many times would you ask a german to say "waffle?"

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  11. Is Edward Scissor Hands a man or a robot?

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  12. Let's say I wanted to through a pool party on the 3rd floor of an apartment and I live in an apartment complex owned by UCF which is the school I am attempted to earn a degree in.


    Would you say this is a good idea?

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  13. So what was up with Hitler and his skateboards?

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  14. So at what point are there just too many puppies?

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  15. What would happen if Keanu Reaves met Nick Cage at a bar?

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  16. When are you going to change your timezone so it effectively coordinates with EST.

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  17. What cool mofo gave you the idea for this thing? I mean that person must have been cool...very, very cool.

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  18. What makes a dirty bird so dirty?

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  19. The Aardvark ConspiracyMarch 31, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    What is Stone Cold Steve Austin's motive for biting the heads off of teddy bears?

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  20. what's up with the laundry thievery?

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  21. would you prefer the caribbean or the caribbean, and why?

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  22. Is karma a real thing, and if so how do you alter your own personal karma?

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  23. Why do Chinese people play Ping-Pong? And Why are they so good at it?

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  24. Battle of hard asses: John Conner (terminator killer) vs. Ripley (alien killer) vs. John Mclane (terrorist killer) vs. Duke (Predator killer)! Who comes out alive?

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  25. This is a question from Karl Malone.

    "Karl Malone wanna know for how much you sellin' you beanie babies"

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  26. The Aardvark ConspiracyApril 4, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    I'm still waiting for a detailed response regarding my Steve Austin & teddy bear question, but in the meanwhile...Is Rick Moranis truly one of the greatest actors known to cinema?

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  27. Is Dr House a genius?

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  28. What is a Keepa Pu Daxta?

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  29. Who does a prostitute's laundry?

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  30. keepapudaxta, what do you want to be when you grow up? or more importantly, what should I be when i grow up? i think i want to be a bum, but i want your opinion first

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  31. What rapper has the most expensive hair-style of all time?

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  32. If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one to hear it, does it make a sound?

    Furthermore, if Henry Rollins tells me that I am the coolest guy ever, even cooler than he is, and there is no one there to hear him say it, will it still help my social life?

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  33. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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  34. If I write my name, in such a way that the s looked like a 'c' and the 'i' looked like an 'h' then you couldn't tell whether I was writing it forwards or backwards.

    Please discuss.

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  35. What do you see when you wake up and look in the mirror?

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  36. which show is better SOUTH PARK or FAMILY GUY

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  37. Is it a good idea to go to a Jane's Addiction concert and get incredibly hammered and yell out stuff about Dave Navarro shoving items into disgusting orifices?

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  38. Were Dynamite Dog and the Worm Who Says Wow really robots?

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  39. What would you do if you had the power to fly, but weren't super strong like superman? So let's say you can only carry maybe 50 lbs of weight while you're flying.

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  40. What is the first thing you will do after buying Alice In Chains' new album

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