The Asian Nation

The Question: Why do Chinese people play Ping-Pong? And Why are they so good at it?

You see... its not that they are particularly good at ping pong... it's that they are good at everything... Let me clarify this...

I'm not saying that one single Asian dude is good at every activity in the world. What I AM saying is... no matter what that Asian dude feels like doing... He is going to be better at doing it than every other non-Asian person who makes an attempt... So just to clarify... Am I saying that Asian people are better than non-Asian people in every way...? (Except for swimming, fucking, and getting things off the top shelf...) Yes... Yes I am... That is exactly what I am saying...

Asians are better at doing things because they are better people... They deserve to be alive much more than non-Asians and if humans actually possess souls, then the Asian soul is worth the most to deities... I don't know how the hell they do the things they do to the extent they do them because I am not Asian... People want to chalk it up to superior genetics or a solid cultural upbringing that allows them to strive for success and highly respect things like education and discipline... I myself think every one of them to be some sort of warlock... Only the Asians possess the secrets that make them so awesome, and if they haven't given them up yet, I doubt they ever will... For those of you that think I am being racist in any way... all I have to say to you is... "Whatever helps you sleep at night bitch..." However, I doubt that little saying will win you over despite how much joy it brings me to say it... (I don't like you)

So why speculate? You need proof? Let's take 3 things Americans pride themselves in...

1. Music
2. Practical Jokes
3. Tying our Shoes

You think they can't do those things better? Click on the 3 links below and humble yourselves before these enigmatic warlocks... (You may need to watch them more than once...)

1. Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQQex1BNpO0

~That fuckin guy is so awesome the only thing he can't do is stop his shirt from changing colors...

2. Practical Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAgV_Mslk54

~Owned

3. Tying our Shoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lnj2KlT51g

~Gawd damn warlocks...

I would also like to point out that I didn't even need to base this argument around the Asian superior business academic and manufacturing procedures... But eh, this blog was supposed to be about ping pong anyways... so fuck it...

~Keepa Pu Daxta
Laundry Thief