Who is cooler, Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

The Question: Who is cooler, Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

Trying to trick me yet again are we? You would like me to choose one character over the other wouldn't you...? When in reality.... They are the SAME EXACT CHARACTER!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!

Let's however say that we were to make a decision based off of the ONLY possible distinctions...

A. Different Clothing (Indiana Wins)
B. Choice of Company ( Solo had a wookie... Indiana had a young asian...male) (Solo Wins)
C. Linguistics (Solo can speak at least 3 alien languages (Wookie, The green bounty hunter he shot in part 4 (Gawd don't get me started why the started with the 4th one!), and whatever Jabba speaks)... Indiana can count to 15 in Greek(and no matter where his adventures take him, he knows the language and customs)(I think its also fair to assume if Indiana went to space he would know all of the alien languages already too)) (Indiana wins... Clairvoyant Victory!)

So who is cooler, a ruggedly dressed possible child molesting (just because he knows its wrong... or maybe they were just friends) renagade clairvoyant archeologist...? OR Han Solo (He hugs wookies) ??? You know... it is for this very reason that it is impossible to try and decide who to vote for in any US election... sigh... I guess Indiana is cooler...

~Child molesting is wrong... but not as wrong as hugging wookies...

~Keepa Pu Daxta de Tut en Comun
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