The Question: What makes a dirty bird so dirty?
To answer this question we must take a step back and ask ourselves... What is a dirty bird?
A dirty bird is a chick who doesn't change her panties in a timely fashion... The degree of neglect to this necessary recycling of unmentionables is what would fluctuate the dirtiness of the bird... Pantie awareness is a serious issue that I feel doesn't get enough air time... It's a woman's responsibility to make sure that no one in a room can tell that she needs a fresh change... If there is any margin of error AT ALL... she could run the risk of becoming a dirty bird...
The worst is when a woman shows blatant disregard for pantie awareness... There will be a whole room full of people minding their own business drawing personified illustrations of television sets solving mysteries... When all of a sudden they hear "WOOOOOOOOO! I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTIES...!"(Owned) This is highly unacceptable... It's outrageous... "How could she just call herself out like that?" "Shouldn't she be handling that issue now that we all know it needs to be handled?" Of course these questions have plagued my mind for years and years now... I've still got nothin...When a person shows such disregard for her own pantie awareness... She goes way above and beyond being A Dirty Bird... She becomes...THE Dirty Bird... (And I mean for the "THE" to sound like a "THEE")...
Please change your panties... you know who you are...
~Keepa Pu Daxta
Laundry Thief
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That's hot. It makes me crave Arby's for some reason. What will really make you think is if said girl (shes a girl right? like not one of those he/she contraptions or something?) is doing it for a reason. Maybe somewhere along the line in our primordial background we still crave the notion of marking our territory. Maybe this is her way of declaring dominance over the lesser females of her group. Next time you hear someone yelling "Woo I need to change my panties" check to see if shes not plopped down on all fours in that weird exorcist crab walk coming down the stairs style arching her pelvis and claiming the area or persons in said area she has decided are hers. I mean its only natural right? This stuff really does happen.
ReplyDeleteSo Mad Max was on T.V. last night and I have to ask whats the deal with Humongous? You know the leader of the band of scavengers attacking the oil refinery. He's clearly German so WTF? Its the outback. I just don't get it. Also who would you fight in the post nuke arena of Thunder- Dome? Keep in mind you have to deal with Tina Turner breaking into dancing/singing 1980s montages and keep to the rules. You know two men enter one man leaves. This can be anyone alive today? My pic the Dalai Lama. I mean it be like punching my grand father in the nuts while he's getting a hummer from the Virgin Mary but hey. Someone has to bring him down a peg. And that someones me.
Do you know a/the Dirty Bird...? I ask because I'll bet that's exactly the way she would rationalize it... I dunno it sounded like you've been there... (Been Where?)
ReplyDeleteBesides, that's what pantie awareness is all about... Even if she was doing that crab-sex thing you were talking about... she really should wait until she takes care of her pantie change... (You wouldn't wanna get dust bunnies...) It's common courtesy because she's gonna throw herself at a dude... and he isn't gonna be able to resist cause he's a dude... and then you get all hot and heavy... and then WHAM... your eyes start to tear up... It's not a Crowded House concert... its a lack of pantie awareness!
I actually have a question for you...
ReplyDelete"I mean it be like punching my grand father in the nuts while he's getting a hummer from the Virgin Mary"
Why would fighting the Dalai Lama be like the above statement? I'm confused because...
A. Punching a grandpa would probably be easy...
B. Punching someone in the nuts is hard if someone is getting a hummer by someone who isn't the person doing the punching...
C. What's the significance of the Virgin Mary?
D. don't judge me monkey.
ReplyDeletesad when people try to think for themselves, and yet make absolutely No sense...
ReplyDeleteNo, it's only sad that people don't realize that it's impossible to think for yourself...
ReplyDeleteIt's ok if you don't make any sense... As long as you try...some people make a very good living that way...